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Gephyrophobia

“I still have nightmares,” she says instead, and this is so startling that he doesn't know exactly how to respond. They have never talked about it, not since they realized no one knew they were gone, that it was indeed the very same night they had left, and made the joint decision not to talk about it ever again.

For Sale: One Uterus, Never Used

It’s a newish model. Roughly 35 years old taking into account gestational time and fetal development. Fertility declines after 35, or so they say, but honestly that’s all the ovaries, so don’t worry about it. If you’re looking to gestate a human being, this beauty will do it for you.

Do Not Go Chastely Into That Good Night

Get that dick, Grandma, but maybe wait until I've left the room?

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